I don’t necessarily have writer’s block.
Most of my posts revolve around the hilarity/insanity of my day-to-day life, which generally means I have endless topics from which to choose. But when these rare periods of normalcy come about, my fingers freeze on the keyboard.
So in lieu of a goofy tale, I took to FaceBook to hunt down topic ideas.
oh my.
Have you MET my friends and family? #ohwait
Samples of suggested topics:
- Eggs. Yes. Eggs.
- not shockingly, I’m related by blood to the owner of that idea
- Weird Coworkers & Duck-Billed Platypus
- chances are good that the latter idea suggested by a coworker
- Red Sox/Yankees
- all kinds of fun with this one, from Sox and Yankees fans alike #JeterIsDone; #BothTeamsSuckRightNow
- Air Travel
- I feel like that is an invitation for either seriously Bad Karma or for a Delta Mobster to come track me down and end my days
- The effects of wine AND how to eat clean
- I am a living oxymoron
- Bigly.
- all.the.words (do we laugh or do we run away in horror?!)
- Mothers Day
- I got to a one-day reprieve from poop-scooping! (thank you Bill!) #DontTellHimIToldYouGuys
- Multiple suggestions from friends that I have known for 25+ years
- first off this is a miracle since none of us are past the age of 23
- we’d probably all lose our jobs and kids if I told any tales of our Memphis Days
- but just for fun I made the picture shared on FB the featured image.. I bet a lot of you guys came to read when you saw that little gem!
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